Friday, October 20, 2006

The Saga Continues...

Scene 2, Commons

Mikey, Fred, Dawn, Lee-Kai, Dave, Elena, and Mac are about to head to Kayuga, and are milling about commons.

Dawn (following Soto into the mens' bathroom): "Come here; I'll smell you, Sotirios!"



Scene 3, Kayuga

Mikey, Dawn, Fred, and Lee-Kai are sitting at a table. The discussion turns to genetics.

LK: "So, why is incest bad?"
Mikey: "I don't know, I never got that either!"

Discussion about genetic mixing follows.

Mikey: "I'm still not convinced."

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Dawn: "Polygamy isn't bad!"

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Preparing to eat:

Mikey: "I should have brought a bib. I get wet when i eat food like this. Do you guys mind if I take my shirt off?"

LK: "I might get wet if you take your shirt off!"

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While eating sushi:

Mikey: "Yeah, roe. Like, salmon babies....So, what, do they just cut open the ovaries?"

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

From bad, to worse, to just plain strange...

Picasso

Dramatis Personae:

Mikey - The Student
Fred - His Roommate
Dawn - His Girlfriend

Act 1

Scene 1, a room

Mikey sits at a desk; Fred lies in bed, out of sight

enter DAWN

Dawn: "Take it off!"